I have started looking into genealogy and my family history, which caused me to wonder about a few things with which the Internet Oracle might be able to help me. So I mailed a question..
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The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
Oracle most wise and ancient, who is related, if only as a source of inspiration, to the great minds of our time, please help me: I am a musician, and I have recently started dabbling in genealogy, trying to find if I am related to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart or some other genius. But as the branches of my family tree spread out, I suddenly realize in fear that I might be related to Justin Bieber. Could you please give me a (subtle) hint whether I should continue my research?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Oracular Musical Genealogy Survey } } Question 1: Do you identify more with the word... } A) Freimaurerkantate } B) Dreamy } C) Incomprehensible } } Question 2: Would you rather die from... } A) Rheumatic fever } B) Boredom } C) Meat } } Question 3: Would you rather visit... } A) Vienna } B) Ontario } C) Your stylist } } Question 4: Would you rather have sex with... } A) The younger sister of the woman who rejected your offer of marriage } B) Katy Perry and Cheryl Cole } C) The Jonas Brothers } } If you answered mostly A, you are related to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. } If you answered mostly B, you are related to Justin Bieber. } If you answered mostly C, you are related to Lady Gaga. } If you couldn't be bothered giving a serious answer to any question, } you are related to the Oracle. } } You owe the Oracle 22 operas before your untimely death.
